She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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