i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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