Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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