at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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