I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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