Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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