Im at strip club and am horny
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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