he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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