please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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