Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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