Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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