no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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