she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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