Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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