just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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