this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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