Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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