i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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