We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The power of my boobs compel you
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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