i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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