I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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