I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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