You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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