Sry I called you an 8
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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