Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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