We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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