in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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