U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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