That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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