I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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