The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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