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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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