I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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