we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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