saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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