Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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