Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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