I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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