we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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