I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
where am i from again
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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