I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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