windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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