yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My liver just had a heart attack.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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