NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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