How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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