I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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