Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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