How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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