Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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