Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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