I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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