So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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